[She could say the same thing. She normally didn't make it a habit to swindle old ladies; it made her sad! But then again, someone this old-looking can't be poor. They'd have died off ages ago!]

Glad you asked! They're full of enough sunshine and sugar that it'll keep you alive for years and years to come! Look at how alive I am right now!

[And she flutters her eyes open and shut, to accentuate her claim!]