[He just silently stares at her as she says all of that. With a look that said 'really? This is your story?']

[He sighed again as she brought up her higher then mighty money and magic once more. She enjoys hearing herself talk, doesn't she?]

Sacred golden bracelet of whosit that was stolen was clearly sacred and not so very appreciated to be walked off with. I'm sure you just destroyed an entire race of religion by taking it.

And you wouldn't be the first to try to dust be, darlin'. [after all, people had wanted to execute him for most of his life] And if you're going to turn anything into a chicken, try the kettle in the galley. Then maybe we can cook something to eat.