Because it's damned confusing, that's why! You've got me and Mōri all wrong, but that does sound more or less like Ieyasu, and that big gorilla Hideyoshi did pick up where the Demon King left off...gah! [Motochika slams the butt of his anchor into the ground again in frustration, then points at Mitsuhide.]

At least I'm trying to think about it instead of making weepy, tragic faces and accusing men of not being who they say they are!