[Despite acting like something of a dense goofball from the moment he entered the bar and also looking like one of the most relatively benign people in said bar, Naruto easily twists off to the side of the tripping patron, reflexively kicking his leg out to trip him up some more. The poor bastard faceplants against the counter and knocks himself out. It actually looks like a lucky accident for Naruto.
Naruto blinks.]
Hey, hey! Sorry! You alright? Wake up, y'know!
[Of course, another dude sees his chance with Naruto's back turned towards him and attempts to tackle the blond, though Naruto actually flips upwards and over him completely as the guy barrels forward and slams into his own buddy.
Naruto himself actually never comes down. He's sticking to the ceiling and waving his hands at the rest of the room.]
Calm the hell down! I just want some ramen! I don't even know that dude!
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Naruto blinks.]
Hey, hey! Sorry! You alright? Wake up, y'know!
[Of course, another dude sees his chance with Naruto's back turned towards him and attempts to tackle the blond, though Naruto actually flips upwards and over him completely as the guy barrels forward and slams into his own buddy.
Naruto himself actually never comes down. He's sticking to the ceiling and waving his hands at the rest of the room.]
Calm the hell down! I just want some ramen! I don't even know that dude!