[Precious. Absolutely precious. Which is why he starts to laugh. How wonderfully fortunate, because, really, what better way to establish one's reputation. Especially in a place where so few have heard of him before.]

Is that so. Well, then, mate, I'm afraid you'll have a hard time putting iron on this pirate. [And so casually, really, does his hand drop to the hilt of his sword.] No one's done it yet, and I expect you're no different.