I never said you were. The fact that you're so quick to say so, of course, belies your argument. It suggests you're as bored as I am, and willing to do anything to stave off that boredom, even if it means talking to someone as impressively intimidating as myself.

[He's wandering over to one of the chests now. It may or may not be his, but he's fairly sure it contains what he's looking for, either way.]

How are you at chess?