<sub>[ You may roll your eyes, Barbossa, but Jack is having a very merry singalong without you, and you're not invited. In fact, you shall never be invited, because Jack is very important and he has no time to be dealing with treacherous pirates that have tried to kill him a few times over.

Which, generally speaking, is pretty much every single pirate that ever existed.

So he usually has to get over such notions - but that doesn't stop him from being unimpressed with his current circumstances. Swaying slightly, he seems utterly shocked and oh so very surprised to see Barbossa just a few feet way. Or it looks like it's a few feet - his eyes might be playing tricks on him, though. ]</sub>

Ah, Hector! So pleased you could join me.

<sub>[ You're probably not even there, mate. Which is why he doesn't seem to upset just yet.

Or maybe he is there. It's not as though it would matter either way. ]</sub>

I'm glad you've noticed, mate, it took me an entire night to pull this lot together.

_{[ Because your insults can be turned into compliment if one ignores the sarcasm! ]}