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And it's pomade, damnit. Pomade. Only amateurs use hairspray. That shit damages, but pomade keeps my hair nice and luxurious.
[he absently combed it in place just in case there were any ladies present]
Which you'd know if you actually took care of that wraggly mop on top of your head. Or maybe it's just a small pet?