Pointless? Flattery? My dear, I assure you that I speak from the depths of my heart, which you have well and truly stolen. And as such, I will gladly tell you all I know.
[Though that could take some time, because he's kind of an expert in this sort of thing by now. Hopefully he'll be able to keep her attention.]
We seem to have found ourselves in a world not our own. I don't know about you, but this is sixth time this has happened to me and I thought the fifth time was supposed to be the last, so this is a bit confusing. If everything is true to form, there's some business with crystals to be dealt with before we can go home.
[That was a bit of an oversimplication, but it was a start. No doubt that would be enough to raise some questions he'd need to answer before continuing.]
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[Though that could take some time, because he's kind of an expert in this sort of thing by now. Hopefully he'll be able to keep her attention.]
We seem to have found ourselves in a world not our own. I don't know about you, but this is sixth time this has happened to me and I thought the fifth time was supposed to be the last, so this is a bit confusing. If everything is true to form, there's some business with crystals to be dealt with before we can go home.
[That was a bit of an oversimplication, but it was a start. No doubt that would be enough to raise some questions he'd need to answer before continuing.]