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Test Drive for January 2014 Apps

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♦ So you're new to this world and have just woken up in the Town Square. How do you react? What do you do?
♦ You're lost at sea. Maybe you got separated from your crew. Or perhaps you're on an abandoned island. You need help!
♦ "Pirates off the starboard bow!" It's an enemy ship! Attack!!
♦ You and your crew are hanging out on your ship. Just another day at sea!
♦ "LAND, HO!" Hey look, a new island! How about you go explore it? Tell us what you find!
NO PLS
It was't her fault though. The village had hidden that secret from not only her, she's sure. But Naruto knew about it, didn't he? And Kakashi-sensei. Everyone but her, and not until now. Perhaps it was better she heard it from Sasuke because she's not sure she would believe it from anyone else. They weren't as involved as Sasuke.
She doesn't know what to say. What do you say to someone when their clan, their family is the one to decide to ruin themselves? She never knew what to say to Sasuke before. What do you say to that misery?
Naruto would understand. He understood the agony of being ostracized like the Uchiha were. He was a jinchuriki, people feared and hated him too.]
Why didn't Itachi talk to your mother and father? Why didn't he try to stop it?
YES SPRINGTIME IS SPANDEXTIME
But something about Sakura's plain shock, the innocence of her questions, touches a nerve. Perhaps there is no accusation in her tone; perhaps he's hearing more than what is there, but he's turned on her abruptly, voice a snarl, eyes sharp with anger, and when he speaks it's -- it's not entirely to her.]
Do you think I know those answers? Do you imagine he's kept me updated all this time on his reasons?!
He was a child in ANBU and he wanted no more of war. What the village did to our clan -- what it made my brother do to our family -- but you would have had us bow our heads and take whatever the Hokage chose to bring upon us. Your precious Konohagakure was kept safe from the consequences of its actions by hosing down its streets with Uchiha blood, and you ask me why Itachi didn't stop it a different way?
NOO LMAO
Her brows had been drawn high but they drop down slowly, eyes narrowing.]
I wouldn't have had your clan do that!! [Because of what it had done to Sasuke.
She had said it was better to die fighting than do nothing at all. Was it true for this? She really doesn't know how to fix this, or make Sasuke not hate Konoha (or the shinobi world) for doing what it had done to his family. If Naruto were here he would--
But he's not. It's up to her to help him. She had said she wasn't going to depend on him anymore but it was so hard when he was always there. She wishes he was, selfishly.
But she doesn't know what she would do. It's there in her face as she tries to think of something, anything else that would have been better.]
LET IT CLING TO YOUR YOUTHFUL SKIN
You say that. [He has no doubt many have said that, the First being -- the first, and through the succession.] I trusted the Third, too.
[It's the first he's admitted to that. The Third had been kind to him when he'd been alone. There had been a time when he'd mourned the man, genuinely, a childish grief amplified by the weight of sombre black around him.
And then he'd betrayed the Third's memory, and then he'd learned that he'd been betrayed by the Third long ago. But Sasuke didn't raise the dead to continue to tear the world apart on the strength of fury and vengeance. He'd wanted the truth, from every side he could hear it, and the truth was -- the truth, stark now that it's clear. He glares a moment longer, then forces himself to exhale, turn away from a target that knows nothing.]
Konohagakure was built on betrayal and blood from the start. Everything that has happened since has just been repetition.
BUT I LIKE SWEATS
She doesn't know what to do with him here, either. They're on the same side, they're looking for the same thing. She wants things to be normal between them.
Everything he's been saying since she asked about Itachi just confuses her more and more. Finally, she can't take being silent.]
What are you talking about?
SPANDEX ALSO GIVES YOU FREE MOVEMENT
When he speaks again, his voice is even, controlled:]
I was the one who brought the Hokage back. [Well, technically Orochimaru, but the man is practically Sasuke's responsibility for unleashing upon the world again.]
They were able to tell a much more detailed version of Konoha's history than we learned in school.
SO Do SWEATS!!!
Sasuke brought them back? Sasuke even knew the Edo Tensei? She had disliked the nature of that jutsu, even while Kabuto had done it. She still doesn't care for it much but she couldn't deny that it's helped them recently in the war.]
And that history isn't as clean as we were led to believe?
[What the hell is she SUPPOSED to believe in anymore?]
BUT SPANDEX IS MUCH MORE YOUTHFUL!!!!!!!!!!
Konoha was built on alliance between the First's clan and Madara's. They'd spent generations killing each other, and then they expected harmony.
When they didn't get it, the Senju found ways to enforce it.
nooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoOOoooOOO
The Senju was the First's clan, if she was reading/remembering correctly. If there was no harmony, weren't both clans to blame?]
--By separating the Uchiha?
YES SPANDEX WILL INCREASE YOUR YOUNG HIP ENERGY
The clan was too slow to act at times, and too quick to offense at other times. [His father had seemed proud of their role in the village, but he's learned that the father he'd known had been the bare reflection of one fact of the man Fugaku had been, and his mother ...
Itachi had spoken of it with pride, too, the precinct and the compound cobbled together at the edge of the village, walled away.]
There was too much to forgive.
BUT GAI HAS OLD HIPS AND HES OLD
You didn't know about any of this when you were growing up, did you? That your clan-- that your mother and father, even Itachi, felt this way.
[She looks now to Sasuke for an answer. If there was too much to forgive then...]
Why do you want to be Hokage now?
HOW CAN YOU CALL HIS FLEXIBLE HIPS OLD
[That question isn't unexpected, but to have to say it out loud is -- to have to justify himself at all is new, and it's discomfiting. He takes a moment to order into words that particular determination that had taken form after combining all the truths he's known -- the sense of duty, something like --]
I have to. I have to right the wrongs of the people who came before us. I've seen the cycle, and I can break it.
COS IM A BOSS
There's something familiar about those words and that attitude, like she's heard it before.
Or maybe she hasn't i'm dumb and too lazy to look up if Naruto has mentioned BREAKING THE HATE CYCLE to SakuraSome of the tension, preparing for his answer, leaves her body.]
I don't think that's what being Hokage is about, Sasuke-kun. [Not that his ideas are necessarily bad. Not that that didn't need them. They're a hell of a lot better than what they were LAST she saw of him and that's why she's a little relieved.]
And Naruto still wants to be Hokage. He won't let you have it so easily. [AND SHE WAS TEASING WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO STEAL THAT SEAT FROM UNDER THEIR NOSES because it was the middle of the war and she was just glad to have Team 7 back together and to be standing beside them. If they could become Hokage, then she could too.]
But I still think I have a better chance than you two.
CAN YOU BOSS HIPS THAT DON'T LIE
I'm not trying to continue what being Hokage has been about before now. I'm trying to build something new.
[But the tensions seems lessened, somehow, enough that his mouth twitches very slightly when she brings up Naruto, giving an appropriately dismissive snort. It's true that claiming the same goal is perhaps a direct challenge to Naruto's dreams and what he stands for, but he has fought against less worthy opponents before, even if he's unlikely to ever admit that out loud.
And Sakura would have as solid a claim as either of them. Or rather, for more than he might, and as the Godaime's apprentice and without the stigma of a tailed beast.]
I've never paid attention to the odds when it comes to my goals. I'll take you on.
MY BOSS HIPS RULE THOSE OLD HIPS
Ahhh, there's the Sasuke she knows. She can't stop her own small smile or the wish that said Naruto was here with her and Sasuke to see them now.
Nobody on Team 7 paid attention to the odds. They overcame everything with sheer willpower.]
I told Naruto before so I'll tell you now. I'm not a weak woman.
I'm the Fifth's disciple.
[And nothing scares me.
Except maybe my teammates dying ahahahahaaaaaa...;;;;This is just fun banter anyway -- something she never really got with Sasuke.]
i'm a little troubled by this phrasing unless that is what you're into which no judgment
[He doesn't expect it in the least, not with Sakura, but something about this kind of surface-level banter -- not addressing their actual chances, where they are right now, how likely they are to survive the war -- is oddly comfortable in a way they hadn't been even on Team 7.
They're older now, maybe that's why. Or they've seen more. Whatever the case, he looks away to hide the amusement on his own face under the pretense of scoping out the square again, eyeing the sign reading Backwater Brig speculatively.]
CRYING also WOW HAD TO DRAW THAT
Eventually she follows his gaze and reads the sign too. The pride dies down to something a bit more tempered and not as visible anymore.]
Backwater Brig? Have you been there?
OH MY GOD DIES YOUR ART IS FUCKING ADORABLE HER LITTLE NOSE AND CHEEKS
he's an idiothe's looking at the sign and then off to the side a bit, calculating how much money he has left and whether it's enough to get at least another set of kunai even at Margie's cutthroat prices.He's just decided that it's worth the gouging when Sakura speaks again, glancing back at her.]
That's the only place you can get weaponry here. It carries things from our world somehow.
SHES SO HAPPY & I DO THINGS LIKE THIS AS A WARNING
The biggest idiot but we've established thatA journal that writes itself. A place that exists outside the plane of time of their own world. Their weapons somehow find a way to a shop onto this world. Something weird was going on here. Her eyes narrow on the sign.]
Is it only that place? Does it carry anything other than weaponry?
[She reaches into her holster, not in a hostile move. She still had a few kunai left from the war. And then she remembers her own meager funds that would find better use with food and shelter. She's not entirely opposed to 'roughing it' as Kakashi-sensei had said before, but she's been doing that for a few days now. A bed and a nice meal sounds like a dream, if she's stuck here with no way of getting home until a ruby was found. Also a bath, yes.
But it's a place to remember, if it had things she needed.]
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WARNING FOR FUTURE DELIGHT
It's only this place.
And we're not told how it is they acquire what they have, either. [If he sounds distrustful -- it's because he is.]
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
They're ninja, it's only natural to be suspicious of convenient things. She spots some kunai and wanders over, picking one up carefully and brushing a finger gently over the edge. Was there more from home?]
Probably similar to the same way we did. [Also sounds not happy.
She has a war to fight in thanks]
TURKISH DELIGHT?
They don't randomly appear by the fountain, though.
There's a lot we're not told, here. [If he shoots the shopkeeper a dirty look as he picks out a set of smaller weaponry, well. It's deserved.]
now i'm think of lion witch and wardrobe. sasook you can be the wardrobe cos you have libido of one
[She shoots him a smirk over her shoulder as she says it before setting the kunai back in its place. It doesn't last, especially when he reminds her of how little information they had about this world. She moves over to peer at his selection, speaking in a lower tone.]
It's our job then as shinobi to gather information in other ways, right?
[It was a basic principle taught at the Academy. It was the purpose of the first test of the chunin exam. It would be too easy if everything was handed to them on a silver platter. That was no way to live. And while they didn't really belong here and they certainly had a war to fight, there was no point getting upset over it.
Not YET.]
so sakura is the witch and naruto is the lion or is it the other way round
The civilians here are useless. [He dismisses them out of hand, mentally calculating how much money he has left.] The military is barely any better.
We need to target their top brass, but we've got to find them first.
no sakura needs to be the lion you're gonna hear her roooooaaaarrrr
We need to find the ruby.
[If that meant finding the one in charge like Sasuke says, or going to every single island out there and the ones not.
They need to go home. Sakura couldn't shirk her responsibilities even if she was safe to enjoy the break (or so it seemed) of being away from war.]
By any means.
is she gonna wear the tiger skirt outfit too
awheckyea
boom boom pow
gotta get that
they try to copy her swagger
TWO THOOUSAND AND LATE SASUKE
BUT HE GOT THE HIT THAT BEAT THE BLOCK?
SHOULD PROBABLY StOP COS IM IN GAME NOW LMAO
WELL yes maybe ;u; good night sweet thread