Test Drive for February 2014 Apps

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Welcome to your monthly Test Drive for high_seas! Here is where new players can test out their characters' voices, old players can try out new muses, and everyone can help each other get some threads for their applications! Feel free to use one of the prompts below, or come up with something on your own! Comment around, have fun, and remember that any CR formed here does not carry over to the game!

See you during the application round!

♦ So you're new to this world and have just woken up in the Town Square. How do you react? What do you do?

♦ You're lost at sea. Maybe you got separated from your crew. Or perhaps you're on an abandoned island. You need help!

♦ "Pirates off the starboard bow!" It's an enemy ship! Attack!!

♦ You and your crew are hanging out on your ship. Just another day at sea!

♦ "LAND, HO!" Hey look, a new island! How about you go explore it? Tell us what you find!

Comments

Hope you don't mind if I phone a friend

[worldsgreatestdad]

[Thankfully Relius is nothing if not a patient man. He knows quite well Hazama heard his footsteps, so when the inevitable "click!" rings true he grips the door nob and walks in. Ignis, who is in no way, shape, or form a sexbot is not with him currently. So be grateful for that, Haz.]

In case your ears have begun to fail you, Hazama, I regret to inform you that we are currently under attack. If you could be so kind as to man the canons, preferably before our captain arrives, that would be grand.

[And cue the Captain in 3...2..1..]

You called?

[floatingspoiler]

[Too late.

Said Captain descends from the ceiling above on a magic circle hell if I know how, she just can, casting the two men a fairly unimpressed look.]

Terumi, Relius. [A pause, indicating what she's about to say should be treated with utmost attention.] I believe I gave you orders.

[The orders that have yet to be carried out, mind you. And they better have a good excuse why, because if her ship sinks, she'll make sure you guys are the first to die.]

Bring me all your Blayzbloo

[eargasmic]

[ Truthfully, Hazama had the perfect snark to counter Relius' words (let's be real, when is he not?), and he was so close to blurt it out... But when his captain suddenly appeared, he simply let them went unsaid. Instead, he let out a barely audible yawn. ]

Man. [ He scratches the rear part of his neck, reluctance pretty clear from his tone. ] Relius buddy, can't you just send your Ignis there to wreck some hell?

1/2

[worldsgreatestdad]

[Well isn't this just perfect.

Oh the bright side, at least death isn't permanent. And he can make sure Terumi drowns first.]

That you did, Captain. I was merely fetching Hazama so we could both carry out said orders. Nothing to worry about...

[Okay THAT was bullshit, there was very much reason to worry. Or...maybe not. At least the attacking ship couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.]

And as for your question, Hazama... No, I cannot. The enemy ship is outside of Ignis' teleportation range. We'll have to engage them the old fashioned way, as tedious as it is.

2/2

[worldsgreatestdad]

That is...unless we used a different type of ammunition.

[Oh that smile of his is never good. If it wasn't for his mask, both the Imperator and Hazama might have noticed a devilish gleam in the puppeteer's eye.]

[eargasmic]

[ O...kay, Hazama's not that stupid to not to get what Relius just implied. After all, Relius practically have the same way of thinking as Hazama, especially when it comes to breaking the moral boundaries.

Yet, he'll bite. As long as he can stay on his comfortable spot, 's all a go-go. ]

Y'know, I am almost afraid to ask what are you thinking. [ His face when. ] But hell, humor me. What's that?

[ On the background, the pirate ship is probably bombarding them. Not that these three EVULZ would really pay any full attention at them. ]

wow my notifs are shit SO SORRY

[floatingspoiler]

[That bullshit? She's not buying it. Even if part of it was true, the fact it's taking them so long to put her orders into action is not making their situation any better. Why is it so hard to find reliable evil co-workers these days?]

... Let us hear it, then.

[Such generosity. You have about 30 seconds to improve her mood, Relius.]

je refuse

[worldsgreatestdad]

[Hey, hey, he got here as fast as he could.]

Over the past few days I've made several modifications to the canons. While they still are able shoot ammunition of the standard fare...they can also fire something much...robust. Say...a large human or human-like entity.

Namely Ignis.

[Judging by the slight glance towards Hazama, he also means him. And trust me, the gesture is a lot less subtle than it sounds on screen.]