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Test Drive for February 2014 Apps

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♦ So you're new to this world and have just woken up in the Town Square. How do you react? What do you do?
♦ You're lost at sea. Maybe you got separated from your crew. Or perhaps you're on an abandoned island. You need help!
♦ "Pirates off the starboard bow!" It's an enemy ship! Attack!!
♦ You and your crew are hanging out on your ship. Just another day at sea!
♦ "LAND, HO!" Hey look, a new island! How about you go explore it? Tell us what you find!
LADIES LOVE THE PEG LEG.
I want you to come with me to get the food supplies. You're also going to tell me what it is your body needs for food along with personal tastes.
[It's more of an order than a request due to the old pirate being in charge of the food.]
HELL YEAH THEY DO!
Yes my lord.... I shall tell and do what I can. (Being ordered or requested didn't bother her as it was she the did the first wrong in the first place.)
And.... I am sorry for not eating your food, my lord.
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It's "Zeff", not "my lord". Or, if you prefer, just "chef" will do. I don't have a royal bone in my body.
And as the cook on board, it's my responsibility to make sure everyone's fed so they can stay healthy. If I'm not feeding you something your body needs, you need to tell me. Otherwise, I'm not doing my damn job, am I?
no subject
I shall try.... I just desire to give you a proper term of respect.
(A soft chuckle.) I understand, chef. I guess then first things first I cannot eat meat of anytype or else I will become deathly ill.
Ladies also dig the mustache it seems. XD
[Particularly a head chef like him.]
Hm...not even eggs and milk?
[Separate meals completely deprived of animal products most likely. Protein would need to be derived from plant sources such as beans and nuts. If no milk, then making any kind of yogurt was out.]
I'm assuming I'll need to prepare your meals entirely separately to prevent cross-contamination.
At least this one! XD She wants to it. It calls to her!
Milk? I am fine with milk. Yeah, that would be good.... [She feels bad that he is gonna have to go through so much trouble for just one person.]
My apologies for having a difficult diet, my lo- Chef Zeff.
It is a rather fine mustache!
[It pleases him, too. He earned that title after all.]
Not the worst I've come across. At least now I can make sure you'll be able to get the nutrients your body needs. Without the right balance, you would've gotten very sick out on the ocean even without eating meat.