If you ever find the answer to that question and can share it, then do so. Most of us would love to know what we did to get a free ticket to this glorious rollercoaster.

To add to what I was saying and finish with it, there's also the Navy, of course, but that's a given. And some islands have a special brand of shit of their own. And all this is assuming you and the people you sail with don't ever piss off another one of us and get a war declared on you. We have had that too because of someone who couldn't shut up and think.

[It was quite interesting, though ultimately it seemed to fix itself without an actual war.]