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Test Drive for July 2014 Apps

Welcome to your monthly Test Drive for
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See you during the application round!
♦ So you're new to this world and have just woken up in the Town Square. How do you react? What do you do?
♦ You're lost at sea. Maybe you got separated from your crew. Or perhaps you're on an abandoned island. You need help!
♦ "Pirates off the starboard bow!" It's an enemy ship! Attack!!
♦ You and your crew are hanging out on your ship. Just another day at sea!
♦ "LAND, HO!" Hey look, a new island! How about you go explore it? Tell us what you find!
♦ Arrr, here be buried treasure, but not all that glitters is gold! Will ye be telling your mateys what ye found, or keeping it for yourselves?
Gene Starwind | Outlaw Star
[A certain red-haired man is currently sitting by the fountains, arms crossed and whining to himself.]
Ah, maaaaaan. What a crock this is. You'd think a guy can could just catch a break now and then. All I wanted to do we get drunk in my armory, take a few potshots in the range to let off steam, and pass out in the hold.
Now I'm stuck in this tropical shit-hole, with no way to contact home. I don't even think these primitive jokers know what a combustion engine is. How the hell am I suppose to get off this rock?
(Lost at Sea):
[Any port in a storm, as they say. Gene was just glad that someone had bothered to haul him out of the sea, since his first foray into sailing seems to have ended with his ship dashed on a high reef.
He gasped for air, hacking up water as he rolled around on the deck.]
Guh! Koff! Gaaaah! Uh...uh...thank you...so much. You have...no idea...how timely a save that was. I've been treadin' water for hours, now.
how about lost at sea?
Yeah, well, drownin' ain't the way anybody should go. Ugh, even my bells are full of water now!
Sure!
...Why are you wearing curtains?
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Hey, I'll have you know that this is some damn fine embroidery! I mean, sure, it ain't like what the ruling family wears, but a pirate like me don't have the fancy wardrobes to keep piles of embroidered silks like theirs, yanno!
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Embroidered silk? Embroidered silk? What kind of idiot prances around in that? Where I'm from, you'd get robbed for wearing stuff like that.
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It's pretty damn normal where I come from, all right?! Just 'cause I don't look like I've been dragged by a horse through mud doesn't mean I ain't the worst pirate you've ever met. So don't get on my bad side, guy!
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Anyway, the hell were you doin' floatin' out there all by yourself? You'd be dead if we didn't happen by.
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Pretty much what you said. Floating. Wrecked my ship on a high reef. Gene Starwind's the name.
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Gan Ning - I'm captain of this ship. Lost yours, huh? That sucks.
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[he's heard rumors that some people around here can make that claim.]
You serious? Not in the oh-I'm-some-kinda-mystic I-totally-walk-the-heavens way?
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Man, I don't even know...
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And I can't believe people took gunpowder and invented a way to make weapons out of it, but there it is. Ya deal with it if ya wanna survive.
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We're headed back to Empieza anyway, we can drop ya off and let ya go see her in person.