Because FMA is a Square Enix property and there's a lot of cross-promotion and it was a huge thing with girls for a long time and I've seen pictures of him I wish I could unsee but it WASN'T LIKE I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM they were just there when I searched for pictures of oh God I have to stop talking or you're going to hit me with a wrench. [He slams both hands over his mouth and waits for death.]