[A: There's an almost elven looking girl in a red cloak, hanging around the town and warily trying to get directions in as polite of a tone as possible.]

Excuse me? [People just keep walking...]

Excuse me? [No good.]

[Then she spots you.] Excuse me? Can you tell me where we are? It's a long story, but I think I must have bumped my head.

[B: Later down by one of the very out of the way beaches, there's a freaking pinkish dragon laughing, doing loop de loops and roasting piles of fishes before throwing entire boulders or logs into the water.]

Ahahahaha! Take that! WEE!

[C: The manakete comes flying back with a quick happy roar.]

I found an island over there guys and it looks really fun!