Test Drive for June 2014 Apps

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Welcome to your monthly Test Drive for high_seas! Here is where new players can test out their characters' voices, old players can try out new muses, and everyone can help each other get some threads for their applications! Feel free to use one of the prompts below, or come up with something on your own! Comment around, have fun, and remember that any CR formed here does not carry over to the game!

See you during the application round!

♦ So you're new to this world and have just woken up in the Town Square. How do you react? What do you do?

♦ You're lost at sea. Maybe you got separated from your crew. Or perhaps you're on an abandoned island. You need help!

♦ "Pirates off the starboard bow!" It's an enemy ship! Attack!!

♦ You and your crew are hanging out on your ship. Just another day at sea!

♦ "LAND, HO!" Hey look, a new island! How about you go explore it? Tell us what you find!

Comments

[under_the_wire]

WHO SAID I WANTED HELP?!

[He's so angry that it takes a few seconds before it registers that he's speaking with a talking tiger. Some sort of magician's experiment? Creepy what they'll do to people.]

I don't need your help! I just need to get back to the dungeon! I have things to do, dammit!!

[tofu_tiger]

Dungeon? What's a dungeon? Another human creation?

[under_the_wire]

Are you stupid or something? Where the hell have you been living that you haven't heard about the dungeons? What kind of backwater is this?

[The clothes the other people in the square are wearing don't look like anything he's familiar with, but that doesn't mean that he didn't get spat out of the dungeon onto some lame island no one gives a crap about.]

[tofu_tiger]

Backwater? What does that mean?

[He hopped down off the roof, landing with deceptive softness for a creature his size. After stepping closer, he leans in, sniffing at the air near Jafar.]

...I do hope you're bathing regularly. You smell a bit odd.

[under_the_wire]

Excuse you! I take a bath every night!

[This pretty much answers the "are you stupid" question.]

You better watch your big furry mouth! You think killing a big tiger is even gonna be a challenge for me? Ha!

[Never mind that no one asked about that...]

[tofu_tiger]

Why would you wish to kill me? Have I offended you in some way, little one?

[under_the_wire]

HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!!! OF COURSE YOU OFFENDED ME! You don't just go up to a guy and tell him he smells funny! You're not gonna smell anything after you're DEAD!

[This situation has escalated quickly.]

[tofu_tiger]

Ha ha ha! You're very playful, it's good to be so young!

[under_the_wire]

[It's like a perfect storm of things that hit his rage buttons, though it's not like that's something Ja'far is lacking in. In a flash, his daggers are in his hands and his stance widens, almost as if he's trying to puff himself up to look bigger.]

I AIN'T PLAYIN' AROUND!

[All in all, the effect is like that of a very vicious chihuahua.]

You're gonna regret looking down on me because I'm a kid!