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Test Drive for June 2014 Apps

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See you during the application round!
♦ So you're new to this world and have just woken up in the Town Square. How do you react? What do you do?
♦ You're lost at sea. Maybe you got separated from your crew. Or perhaps you're on an abandoned island. You need help!
♦ "Pirates off the starboard bow!" It's an enemy ship! Attack!!
♦ You and your crew are hanging out on your ship. Just another day at sea!
♦ "LAND, HO!" Hey look, a new island! How about you go explore it? Tell us what you find!
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You should know better by now Ja'far, I'm not going to die yet.
[Clearly, since he's gotten so big, Ja'far didn't assassinate him.]
Try and relax, we're going to have some fun.
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[If at first you don't succeed at stabbing an old man in the leg, try try again.]
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Because I'm Sinbad and you're my adviser, only somehow you've gotten so teeny. It's really adorable you know. You're really boring when you get older, so let's have fun now!
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[Obviously. Maybe it's his crazy uncle or something.]
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I am Sinbad and when I know you now you're twenty-seven and a real stick in the mud. All you ever want to do is paperwork and make me do paperwork too. Sometimes you're such a-well, nevermind. I'd rather have fun and drink and spend time with all the women of the court. I can't get you to do anything like that.
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Sinbad, that is. Not whoever the hell this is.
Ja'far stops struggling and hangs limply, trying to be as much of a dead weight as possible so that maybe he can just slip free or the guy will get tired of trying to carry him.]
Then you can fuck off and go do that and put me down.