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Test Drive for February 2014 Apps

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♦ So you're new to this world and have just woken up in the Town Square. How do you react? What do you do?
♦ You're lost at sea. Maybe you got separated from your crew. Or perhaps you're on an abandoned island. You need help!
♦ "Pirates off the starboard bow!" It's an enemy ship! Attack!!
♦ You and your crew are hanging out on your ship. Just another day at sea!
♦ "LAND, HO!" Hey look, a new island! How about you go explore it? Tell us what you find!
Denzel Crocker | Fairly Oddparents
[Crocker just appears here. Unfortunately, just 'appearing' somewhere isn't something that hasn't happen to the man before. The first thing the man does is gasp about about how this place is centuries old. At least from when he's from.]
Huh? WHERE AM I?! Or when am I? This place looks as if time traveled back to the 16th century.
[Either that or he's in Moby Dick.]
This most be the work of Timmy Turner and his - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
[Leave it to Turner to drag Crocker into the history lessson.]
[The man has a body twitch in his clothes which needless to say, look to spic and span for the time period.]
D
[Denzel is in his an isolated part of the ship trying to make a radio out of coconuts.]
"A" for "AHHHH CRAP." Or something.
Oh, man.
This is all very bad. No. It's terrible. What's he supposed to do?
This fairy is not even paying attention to where he's going. Or what he's doing.
...Maybe he should have because he just ran into the worst possible person for him to ever run into.
Well, in literal terms, he just flew into the worst possible person that....
Okay, so, the point's been made.
So, while Cosmo stares, wide-eyed at....Oh, look, it's sinking in!]
A-...
[CRAP, WHAT DOES HE DO? WHAT WOULD WANDA TELL HIM TO DO...?
Well, fleeing seems like the best idea, at the moment. So, that's what he's doing. In the form of flying away. As quickly as possible.]
LOL hey there :)
GET OFF OF ME FAIRY!
[Denzel waves his arms in the air rather uselessly when Cosmo is off what just knocked Crocker in the kisser dawns on him.]
...Wait a second that fairy just hit me in the face! COME BACK HERE!
[Crocker chases right after Cosmo, though the town. Cosmo did luck out in being displaced Denzel doesn't have his butterfly net. So the man is just outstretching his hands in hopes of capture and follow Cosmo though the town. Wherever that fairy may go.]
Hiiiii!
And, BOY, does he need to hurry right along!
Cosmo isn't actually paying any attention to where he's going, either. In fact, he's kind of flying in a sheer blind panic. Maybe it should have dawned on him sooner, but...
Well, finding out that he needs to pay attention after flying smack dab into a wooden bar sign...?
Yeah, that works, too.
With an "oof!", he soon finds himself crashing to the ground.]
Nice bumping into you again :)
Ah ha! Now I've got you!
[Look out Cosmo he's reaching right for you with those sinister eyes.]
B
How's it coming, matey?
B
OW!
[That is before pulling himself back up from the floor. He'll be alright.]
DON'T DO THAT!
[Oh, crap. There's that ununcontrollable anger and this guy was huge. Crocker smiles rather nervously.]
...If you must know not bad. However finding something for the antenna is the trickiest part.
[Having used false silver and copper plus dismantling his wrist watch it was coming along quite well.]
Re: Denzel Crocker | Fairly Oddparents
Welp, Crocker hopefully you don't mind suddenly having a really big and long dragon maw moving in to try and pick him up via mouth with Crocker's upper half inside the mouth.)
Re: Denzel Crocker | Fairly Oddparents
DON'T EAT ME! YOU'LL NEED TO WEAR GLASSES!
[Which may or may not have been his last words because he was doomed after. Completely doomed. Doomy - doomed - doomed. After all he knows that dragons are impervious to magic. No, no this can’t be how it all ends. THE IRONY! Crocker’s legs continue to kick aimless and uselessly in the air.]
Re: Denzel Crocker | Fairly Oddparents
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I smell irony here.
[Which reaks!
He continues to kick his feet completely uselessly he wasn't going down without a fight after all!]
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Irony? Why is what she is doing considered irony?
Welp, despite her slow stride, it doesn't take her long to reach the docks and being completely proud of herself!.... Opens her mouth to plop Crocker into the ocean. It always worked with her babies when they were fussy. A little swim will help calm anyone's nerves.]
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Crocker thinks it's curtains until he finds himself sliding out and into salt water.
Oh snap! Him without his inner tube to help him. She is out to do him in and won. Crocker tries to stay a - float what he can but is completely fail and finds himself sinking... Sinking down into Davey Jone's locker. No, it couldn't end like this and yet as his life starts to flash before his eyes that was not a good sign.]
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...... Why wasn't he swimming?! Shouldn't everything know how to swim? D8
Snowball stomps some frantic stomps in a brief moment of panic. But it doesn't take her very long to quickly snap her head into the water to try and catch him that way. Should she not been able to catch him by that manner, she goes to actually dive in after him in order to catch him back into her mouth.
She is a little dense so she isn't the best swimmer out there. But with enough wing flapping she makes it back to the surface with the pink baby Crocker in her mouth, once more.]
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This is a strange turn of events.
[Now he wasn't sure if the dragon wanted to eat him or for that matter why the dragon wants him. His mind ponders over the social interaction that just took place trying to make sense of it all. Dragon half shallows him and drunks him into the ocean but then saves him?]
I'm grateful for you having had saved me... But what is it you want with me?
[Although the man is grateful for having been saved why in the first place? Just didn't make sense! He must be out of his mind trying to talk to the dragon!]
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After finishing sneezing she goes to turn back to Crocker and goes to start licking him. You are gonna get sick if you stay wet, strange little baby. Dragon tongue bath time! Must get you nice and warm before you get sick now.]
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[That was her plot all along! The dragon had just been toying with Crocker and now she's going to eat him up!]
I TOLD YOU!
[The man pleas for his life.]
YOU'LL NEED TO WEAR GLASSES IF YOU EAT ME!
[However rather than screaming in pain, she's slobbering all over him? Maybe she's making him tender before she stinks her teeth in.]
Hey! HEY! Watch where you're licking! That's private!
[Now this is just getting awkward.]
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She goes to let out a low rumbling sound from deep within her chest and moves now to start nuzzling him with her nose and tip of her mouth. There there.... The scary water is gone now and you are rid of the scary water. There is no more reason for you to be afraid.]
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I regret not having been successful in capturing those fairies and never been able to make humanity pay for what they did to I, MR. DENZEL CROCKER!
[Turner won as it would seem. The world will never know that fairies actually exist; there was no one else in the Crocker line to continue on the tradition of hunting magical creatures. There's a brief pause and a less vengeful tone.]
I also regret having lost the love of my life because of those fairies.
[Not to mention his reputation. Crocker shallows hard and squinting his eyes closed. It'll all be over in a moment.
...What the? After a few moments of the nuzzling Denzel peeks open his eyes and stares at the dragon. Giving the dragon a what expression.]
This isn't eatting me?.. In fact this is almost comforting?..
[Denzel blinks a few times.]
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She goes to lick his face before going back to nuzzling. She also plops herself down, which causes the ground to shake a little from the impact, to not only keep on nuzzling him but also to make herself more his height so that he wouldn't be so scared of her as well.]
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I suppose you're not going to eat me.
[Before slowly reaching upwards and placing one of his hands on the side of the dragon's face.]